pyrobot1cs:

a-sentient-cup:

cherryberg:

sacred-portal:

it’s ween

bombcollar:

cuntnikida:

lemonlyman-dot-com:

shegottosayit:

34 and ready to score!

Some jokes just never get old

podcastwizard:

“yeah i know it’s bad for the environment but like so many things are so i just use it anyway” COOL I’M GONNA BITE THROUGH THIS TABLE

arikot27:

whyenn-reader:

whyenn-reader:

whyenn-reader:

disabilities are not superpowers, that being said having auditory processing disorder my entire life made me insane at freestyling, cause my mental libary of homophobic phrases (rhymes) is massive and keeps expanding every day

HOMOPHONIC PHRASES HOMOPHONIC HOMOPHONIC SOUNDALIKES RHYMES ECHOS

HAVING AN EXTENDED LIBRARY OF HOMOPHOBIC PHRASES DOES NOT HELP YOU WITH FREESTYLING UNLESS YOU ARE EMINEM.

NOT THIS ONE IM BEGGING

thepurpleglass:

intercal:

intercal:

apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds

the whole club was looking at worms

rot-gospel:

annoying news aside, i do love it when something happens and everybody Logs The Fuck On. its like the nasa control center but for posting

mattkeanshair:

gothiccharmschool:

yesbrendonurie:

cokeflow:

You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk

by Fall Out Boy

if you don’t understand why this is funny, I don’t think I can explain it to you. 

by Panic! At The Disco

ms-demeanor:

this made me laugh so hard that it triggered an asthma attack.

renetess-a:

I’m cryingggg why is this shot literally that one big booba meme 💀

how u doing
◥		Anonymous

sonypraystation:

im not thinking about it

hugsohugs:

ALT

can’t stop thinking abt this image. he smelled an icky smell and it was soscary

sweet-tea-skitty:

sanguineshade:

I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.

i also love using task manager to kill things! Cease this

jesseeiisenberg:

“Try our new AI tool”, “Use ChatGPT”, “Our AI assistant can help”

moonflower-rose:

kisskisscantfallinlove:

“people are allowed to be grossed out”

ok. keep it to yourself. it’s the polite thing to do. if i’m not enjoying food someone made, that i get to eat for free, i’m not gonna shit all over their cooking and personal tastes

My mother used to make a gorgeous chocolate mousse from scratch, and it was something she brought to every family event, and made for events we had at our house. She got the recipe in like 1989 and so it was upwards of six mousses per year and the whole fam looked forward to them.

Then one year at Easter something went wrong and the chocolate separated and the mousse was weird looking and a bit odd tasting (not inedible, just odd) and my cousin (who was only about 12 to be fair) ate his bowl while loudly proclaiming MY GOD THIS IS NOT GOOD AUNTIE D and WHAT DID YOU DO and THIS IS HORRIBLE and on the one hand we all laughed (inc mum) because it was so unfiltered and rude and he kept eating it even as he proclaimed it an abomination, and 20ish years later we still have a laugh about it.

But mum never made mousse for a family event again and didn’t even want to do it just for us kids or dad. She was really embarrassed and she lost her confidence.

My cousin didn’t need to say it. Mum knew it hadn’t turned out right. She brought it anyway because we’d told her she should and she didn’t want to disappoint anyone because this was so looked forward to by everyone. Maybe he was only 12 and didn’t know how to have any tact.

PLEASE CONSIDER THIS before you provide your ‘feedback’ on fanworks. You could be the reason some poor person never makes anything again, or at least never shares it with the community. Don’t whatabout the people who invite concrit me - just fucking have a think before you comment, okay?

Also fuck you Danny, I could’ve been eating mousse for 25 years if it weren’t for you!